Dear the Punters,
As you are fully aware, I have posted a letter of complaint to Mars Chocolate UK, owners of the delectable Snickers bar. On Monday morning, a rather damp letter addressed to myself was slammed through the letter box by my over zealous postman. I opened it with much anticipation, as I never got letters, and knew exactly what it was. Sadly, it wasn’t the annual Earwax Society newsletter, it was a reply from Snickers about my complaint. I read through it and was amazed at how well written it was, I’m pretty sure it had been written especially for me, and not had bits filled in by a mail merge system.
Major Lee Pistov