I sent a complaint to Parker Pens. You can see the original letter below and a painful to read transcription below that.
deer parker pens,
wot is up with you’re neu pen?
i brought it last week cos it lookt nice an the woman in the shop sed it wuld
improof imprew make my riteing better
i am loking for a job an I need to right a seevee of sommefing but its not gonna look verry
profess good becoz evrytime i right someting it keeps makin thez wierd lines under my words. its realy anoying
oh and thatss notall evrytime i right somethin a papperclip thing a peers an asks me wot i am doin it wont go away and everytime i punsh it it keeps comin bak arseking if i need help.
and its not even wen im wrighting look at the
picshure pic in my letter. i av thronw ur pen away but the clippy barstad keeps cumin bak
send help. esso es