Dear The Tango,
How are you guys? I haven’t seen you or your drink for what feels like an eternity. My local supermarket is bereft of your fizzy good and I don’t think I’ve seen any of your adverts on the telly since they all got banned. Despite this I have found myself in a situation where I need to complain about your company. Continue reading
Dear the McDonalds,
I would like to place on record that my love for your meals runs as deep as the furring they have caused in my arteries. I am a frequent buyer of your lush McMeal, and have done so on a regular basis over the course of several years with no issues what-so-ever, until now… Continue reading
Innocent got back to us, and a rather charming letter it was too.
Dear The Innocent,
Why hello there, how are you guys doing? All good? Lovely.
Not that I can actually tell what you said, or even why you just spoke out loud to a piece of paper, you weirdo. But I shall assume you’re all good. And if not, chin up. Continue reading